black friday, schmack shmiday

im pretty sure that black friday is a made up holiday. really, i think its all a fake. all those people who stand outside of the stores at 4am, all the sales that go on during this holiday, all the money spent on things that no one needs -like the squirrel decoration for the lawn with an attatched solar panel- its all a big fake! its a huge trick the government plays on the civilians because they really liked april fools day, and guess what?! today is, in fact, november fools day! HAHA! you just got punk'd! it was all a setup! those crowds arent real! those items werent actually 50% off!
....but all that money you spent on useless stuff was REAL......


sorry to ruin your day.